The Devil Wears Bangs?

Why is George Bush so pissed off at the New York Times? So what if they published the money trail story. The Wall Street Journal scooped them.

More important, didn't Times reporter, Judith Miller, help them make the case for Saddam's WMD?

Maybe she meant WWD. Look at how closely she resembles Anna Wintour.

Although if Anna gets any thinner everyone will mistake her for Joan Didion, not Judy Miller.

Bangs make strange bedfellows.

Hehehe

Domestic terrorist sentenced! Bush approval ratings skyrocket!

There will be cause for celebration at the White House now that a dangerously feisty Connecticut tomcat has been confined to his home in a sentencing reminiscent of that other meanace to society, Martha Stewart.

Judge Spares Life of Lewis the Cat

Catster responds to new threat level!

Sharp eyed felines advise others with a a warning from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security

Walkin' After Midnight

Current Threat Level: Code Yellow

The United States remains at an elevated risk for terrorist attack. The Department of Homeland Security continues to analyze intelligence and closely monitor events as they unfold overseas.

Recommended Activities

All Americans should continue to be vigilant, take notice of their surroundings, and report suspicions items or activities to local authorities immediately.